from the comments on the myspace page of Sam Willoughby

Martin Martini & The Bone Palace Orchestra

Apr 23 2009 8:33 PM

well
i was at a party
in the bush
and this lady who i thought was sexy
said to me out of the blue
if you were an animal
you would be a crab
i am staring into a fire in the middle of nowhere
and she says
i would be a crab

now in the beginning this made me feel a little weird
who did this woman think she was
no man would be happy with a crab right
give him a tiger
a lion
a horse
and eagle
but a crab

as the night when on
i developed a crab dance that took the heat off me a little bit
seems people can love crabs
especially when they dance
there was crab sex in a tent later that night
who would have thought a crab could do such things

two things i have learnt about the crab
one is that its teeth are located in its stomach
so if i the crab happened to ask that sexy lady to just relax and rest her head on my stomach
well you know the rest
and secondly if a crab loses his claw in a battle
he can just grow it back
which would make piano playing interesting

if you want to see the crab dance
or the man she says reminded her of crab
you can see him and his wonderful talented band
this SAT 25 and SUN 26 at the TOFF IN TOWN Swanston St MELB CITY
show kicks off around 8
its 10 dollars cause of the recession
see you there

MELBOURNE